Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen While Riding?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while riding?

When I was in junior high I went biking in a very small local park. I was climbing a paved hill that paralleled the park when I happened to look over and see a couple of love birds doing their thing. Luckily they were clothed and, for the most part, out of people’s view. I, being of junior high age, slowed down and gawked at them while marveling at their boldness. When the guy looked up and spotted me, I high-tailed it out of there real quick!

More recently I’ve seen a dude choose to mountain bike without a seatpost/saddle. I know he chooses to do this because I’ve seen him more than once riding this way. More props to you no seatpost/saddle mountain biking man.

Lastly, I’ve seen a lady walking her dog. This is not unusual except for her chosen means of transportation, a moped. Although she seems to be very consciences of her bulldog, I can’t help but think that she’d gain more of a physical benefit if she was off the moped and actually walking. Sorry no pictures of this but the next time I see her, I’ll make sure to snap one.

It’s kind of like this but she’s in a moped and the dog is not as happy

So what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while riding? More props if you have pictures, but please keep them g-rated.