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Feast your eyes on a “REAL MOUNTAIN BIKER”

This is Bob…of Bob’s Bar and Grill. I just read his blog and he totally hit it on the head of what the true definition of a “real mountain biker”

Forget the propaganda you see in photos of so called “professional? mountain bikers, those “athletes? are just roadies using flat bars and fat tires. A real mountain biker hasn’t weighed 150 lbs since the 7th grade.

Behold! The real mountain biker’s machine has six inches of dually, death-defying goodness. Have you ever seen what 250 lbs does to a hard-tail seat post after a couple drops?

Behold! The real mountain biker fully supports his second amendment rights. The right to “bare arms? so that all can appreciate the gun show. There’s no need for an expensive “cycling jersey?, just tear the sleeves off a regular old baggy t-shirt. Besides, if the real mountain biker started wearing jerseys from say Primal, he wouldn’t get any riding in because he would be too busy kicking his own ass.

Behold! The real mountain biker adorns his guns with only the finest artistic expressions. Because sometimes the pain of the trail just isn’t enough.

Behold! The real mountain biker only wears extra baggy shorts. Forget that lycra crap. If saw the balls on this guy you’d understand why.

Behold! The real mountain biker never, ever, ever, ever shaves his legs. If this needs explained it’s already too late for you.

Go and spread the Word according to Bob

Here’s one of my favorite posts on his blog….