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Please do not show up to the trail wearing too much cologne

The other day I was doing a garage sale at one of the local trails. As I was busy talking to people and selling stuff, a guy rolls up with his sleeveless shirt asking if I had any SPD pedals. I told him I had some Ritchie SPD pedals, but before I could finish my sentence, he cuts me off. I’m thinking, “ok..that was rude…” Then it hit me, literally. The stench of his cologne was overwhelming! This guy took a BRO-Shower before the his ride! Not sure if he was using Old Spice cologne, or Axe body spray, what ever it was, it smelled cheap and nasty.

Here’s the worst part about a bro-shower, he’ll be leaving his scent all through the trail and when he starts sweating profusely, he’s going to smell like ASS. Yup, because when you mix sweat and cheap cologne, it smells like a butt, or worse, feet. So what ever you do, DO NOT show up to a trail after a Bro-Shower. You’re better off not showering before the ride or just take the time to take a real one. Trust me, everyone around you will appreciate it.