Win a genuine MtnBikeRiders.com Beanie! December 6, 2011 By RL Policar 9 See this beanie that Artie “The One Man DH Party” is wearing? Well you can win a brand new one! All you have to do is leave a comment below on why you need the beanie. The most clever and funny/serious entry will win! (US Only) Good luck! Related posts: AIRBORNE RANGER’S AND THEIR AIRBORNE Bicycles The MtnBikeRiders.com Race Team recruits Neal “Hollywood” Bryant Training Day 2012 MtnBikeRiders.com Race Team Roster Post navigation Previous PostPrevious The Moe’s Inspiratonal reflectionsNext PostNext How to protect yourself from thugs on the trail
Three Reasons Why I Need a Beanie:
3. Cover up the Raiders tattoo on my forehead I got when I recently visited a jail and was fooled into going into a cell and then the detention officer forgets about me for 12 hours.
2. The magical properties of said beanie.
1. Its Chuck Norris tested and approved.
Reason I need a beanie.
To keep my head warm as I’m mountain biking down these east coast ski mountains… during ski season. Gotta keep up with those skiers!
Duhh because I live in upstate NY and it gets freakin’ cold. Chuck Norris couldn’t handle the temperatures I have to deal with.
I work outside, my head gets so cold that I want to cry. Crying on a construction site would be hazardous to my health, so I need one so that I can stay safe.
I want to wear the beanie over my face, cut eyes and mouth holes so I can rob a bike shop…
Chuck Norris once visited the arctic in nothing but a banana hammock just to see the north pole. I would need the beanie because I foolishly signed up for his next trip
Never shave your balls or pubis area to impress a girl; it’s COLD!!!
“www.mtnbikeriders.com is sooo awesome!”….nuff said. So do I win?
We randomly selected names and Husky Molina is our winner! Congrats to Husky! Love the name!