Why I had to cut my ride short

Last night Priscilla and I went out to the world famous Fullerton Loop for our weekly night ride. But the events leading up to our ride caused me to cut it short. Well for one, I’ve been eating diet food that has tons of fiber in it. Which in turn makes me get the runs. In fact, I had it was so bad that it was reminiscent to the scene from Dumb and Dumber…

By the time our ride started, I figured I had kicked the runs.However, as we’re riding along, I noticed that my stomach was making some nasty sounds, kinda like how Harry’s sounded like right before he went to the restroom. So I tried to fart thinking that I just had some gas. BOOM! ARGH!!!!!! Dangit! I SHARTED AGAIN! (yes this has happened before).

So I sprint back to the car, making sure that I’m not sitting on my saddle, load the bikes up, and head straight home to have an evening full of explosive diarrhea.