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Who needs models when you’ve got “RL”

By RL Policar
April 23, 2008 2 Min Read
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To me it never made sense to have models standing or posing next to just about anything you can think of. All that does is take your focus away from your product and onto the model. Some may disagree, but I think if you take someone like me, obviously I’m damn sexy, but not too sexy where your eyes are glued on my glutes, but enough to bring pizazz to your product.

Take this for example, this is the Raxter Rack (more on this later). Without anything, the product looks great.

But if you add me into the mix…BAM! Instant sexiness! Check out how my lips are saying “ooooh” Paris got nutin’ on me!

Here’s another example, this Swobo jersey wreaks hotness just because I’m next to it.

My final example is this. Here I am riding the Spot Brand Belt Driven 29er Single Speed. I’m also equipped with the Banjo Brothers Back Pack. What does this picture say? Well to some it’s just a shot of me riding away, but for Spot and Banjo Brothers, its a “money shot.” Not only am I rockin’ great product, but I enhance it just by having it on my person. This shot shows a wow effect of a great back pack and an awesome bike.

If you’re interested in hiring me as a model for your product, feel free to call my agent “Jenny, 867 5309” and schedule an appointment

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  1. Randy Policar says:
    April 24, 2008 at 7:54 am

    I see you Bringing sexy back!!!

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