Don’t trust a fart when you’re over 40
We’ve all been there…you’re riding and you’ve got an urge to fart. Well if you’re over 40…don’t trust that fart! Why? Well for the simple reason oRead More…
Category: Humor
I could have bought a (fill in the blank) with the money you paid for your new mountain bike
Let’s face it, mountain bikes aren’t cheap. I know guys that have dropped $5-$7k on a mountain bike. Each time I hear of it, I sorta cringe. You see IRead More…
Badass mountain biker doesn’t ride with a water bottle or hydration pack
We met up with Steve, a mountain biker who says he doesn’t ride with a water bottle or hydration pack. We asked why he doesn’t and he said “Hydrating Read More…
Guy shows up to a technical trail with a hard tail is a total bad ass
Ken Crouch, a local mountain biker shows up to a group ride with a hard tail 29er. Everyone in the group brought out their 5″-6″ travel trail/All MounRead More…
Mountain Biker with Short Arms Finds a Solution
His friends call him “Short Arm” Steve because he’s got short arms. He’s had a hard time finding a mountain bike that has a short top tube and a shortRead More…
How to get big calves
If you’ve been mountain biking for a while but haven’t noticed any progress with the size of your calves. Here are some sure fire tips on how to get tRead More…
Hi Sexy!
That’s right, I’m talking to you! Yep, I called you sexy! Now just to be clear, I’m not gay, far from it! I love vagina! But saying “Hi Sexy” to yoRead More…
Area man convinced that mountain biking makes women wet
Gary Parsons is an avid mountain biker and he also loves to go camping. He rides his local trails once a week. You can tell he’s a mountain biker baseRead More…
Local 45 year old man says mountain biking is fountain of youth
Meet Brett Chad Michael Smith, or as he likes to be called, “B-Shizzle.” Yes that really is his name and if you don’t call him B-Shizzle, he would preRead More…
Hey F*CK Face!
There you are just riding along when…a douche bag passes you unannounced. For some weird reason this guy thinks he’s in a race and is going as fast Read More…