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Fat people are harder to kidnap…

By RL Policar
July 28, 2010 2 Min Read
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I figure at the current weight that I am, if someone tried to steal me, they’d throw their back out before I end up in a trunk of a Buick Regal…

I recently got my test results from my doctor and from what she said, I’m at risk. My cholesterol is borderline high at 206 and I’m at risk for diabetes. Then I also learned from Priscilla that my current health condition now (in my 30’s) will determine my overall health and well being later on in life.

My doctor suggested I lose between 5-15lbs to make a difference in my cholesterol and diabetes risk. After planning out my weightloss program, I decided to call my buddy Moe to see if he’d be interested in dropping weight with me. Apparently Moe and I have the same allergy to food, when ever we eat it, our guts get bigger…The more we talked about losing weight the more we got motivated to do so. We then factored in a bet to see who can lose the most amount of weight.

We finalized a deal…and as funny as it sounds, the loser will have to pay for dinner at Todai, a Japanese seafood buffet. We’ll have 8 weeks for our little contest, basically our final weigh in will be the week of Interbike. There was also another reason why we wanted to lose weight. We wanted to look all sexy and hot when we go to Vegas. We are representing both MtnBikeRiders.com and BikeCommuters.com, so that means we have to at least look like we ride bikes and appear healthy, right?

As of last Sunday, Moe and I weighed ourselves with the witness of Priscilla, she actually took pics of our numbers as we stood on the scale.

Moe weighed in at: 185lbs

RL weighed in at:214lbs ( yeah I’m a big boy)

We both have some definite goals, but in reality we’re just trying to get healthy. So who ever loses this bet, still wins…Wish us luck!

Oh I forgot to mention, the loser has to put on a hula out fit, complete with coconut shell bra and grass skirt. He’ll also have to do a little hula dance before the actual group ride that we’re planning.

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6 Comments
  1. Moe Ramirez says:
    July 28, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    RL will be dancing to Tiny Bubbles… he he

  2. Atr Aguilar says:
    July 28, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Well I would say the looser has to do a downhill race in the hula skirt and coconut top, but I could see the skirt getting caught in the chain or sprocket.
    OK I’m going to have to check the sports book line bets in Vegas to see who the odds are on.

  3. Moe Ramirez says:
    July 28, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    I think the odds are 2:1 in favor of RL, we both have the same height but he is carrying a lot more extra baggage.

  4. RL Policar says:
    July 28, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Don’t get too cocky Moe. You seem to forget that I have more muscle mass than you do. Have you seen my quads, glutes and calves? PURE MEAT. I think I out weight you at least 20-30lbs in muscle alone…

  5. Ghost Rider says:
    July 28, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    RL is nearly TWICE the man I am, both literally and figuratively.

    Do something about that…we want you to be around for a long long time.

  6. Mr. Beerit says:
    July 29, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Good luck, guys!

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