Category: Humor

Are you tired of having your riding buddies tease you about your gut? Do they poke your belly and make the Pillbury Dough Boy sounds? Do they often say…”you’re slow because you’re fat!” Don’t fret my portly friend on 2 wheels. Did you know that there are benefits that are associated with having a big…

Don’t get weighed down with expensive multi tools, just use what the Animal has… Introducing the FoFi Tool. With most bikes, all you really need is a 4mm and 5mm allen head. That covers most of your adjustments/repairs. Check out how easy the FoFi works on adjusting rear disc brakes. It’s also great for adjusting…

My name RL and I have a confession, I am a RADDIST. What’s a Raddist you ask? Well that’s a person that does anything RAD, thus a Raddist. Kinda like a nudist, but with clothes on, but radder. There’s only a few of us Raddist around. In Southern California, there are only a few that…

After watching this lil’ (insert English accent) vidjoe, I’m moving to England is my only hope in developing an English accent. So in order for me to make a seamless transition from California to England, I will need to acclimate my speech to sound like a wanker. I found some tips online…check it out, you…

So my buddy Mr. Dan and I were emailing each other…yeah I know, we’re kinky like that. Anyhow, he used this word today, “Indubitably.” I wasn’t quite sure what that meant, but I had a feeling. Just to put my insecurities at rest, I looked it up. Here’s what it means: in·du·bi·ta·ble    /ɪnˈdubɪtəbəl, -ˈdyu-/…

So I sat in my living room with my laptop and decided to see if Netflix had any good mountain bike videos that I could watch. Priscilla was busy doing her homework and didn’t have time to keep me entertained. I know what you’re thinking…”RL is going with a college girl?” Yup, I sure am.…

A few months ago, Priscilla and I were on a night ride joined by our buddy Doc Thunda. As we were making our way back to the car, I saw a lady with her pet on the trail. Mind you it was dark. As we’re rolling up, she says out loud…”Tiger!” I get spooked and…