The Benefits of Having a Gut
Are you tired of having your riding buddies tease you about your gut? Do they poke your belly and make the Pillbury Dough Boy sounds? Do they often say…”you’re slow because you’re fat!” Don’t fret my portly friend on 2…
Thanks to Mountain Biking, I can now fit into my Skinny Jeans!
One great thing about mountain biking is that it gets your legs nice and tone. Nothing says sexy than a good looking set of calves, quads and of course, the buttocks!
Multi tool..schmulti tool. Use the FoFi!
Don’t get weighed down with expensive multi tools, just use what the Animal has… Introducing the FoFi Tool. With most bikes, all you really need is a 4mm and 5mm allen head. That covers most of your adjustments/repairs. Check out how easy the…
I don’t care what they say, the best part of the ride is….
the food! Priscilla and I were joined by our friends at Aliso Woods this morning. After the ride, we stopped off to get some breakfast, I ordered waffles!
Perhaps all you need are some BIGBALLS!
Got this one from Joe Sizzzle, thanks!
Confessions of a Raddist
My name RL and I have a confession, I am a RADDIST. What’s a Raddist you ask? Well that’s a person that does anything RAD, thus a Raddist. Kinda like a nudist, but with clothes on, but radder. There’s only a few of us Raddist around. In…
That’s it, I’m moving to England
After watching this lil’ (insert English accent) vidjoe, I’m moving to England is my only hope in developing an English accent. So in order for me to make a seamless transition from California to England, I will need to acclimate my speech to…
I learned a new word today, “Indubitably”
So my buddy Mr. Dan and I were emailing each other…yeah I know, we’re kinky like that. Anyhow, he used this word today, “Indubitably.” I wasn’t quite sure what that meant, but I had a feeling. Just to put my insecurities at…
Any good mountain bike films?
So I sat in my living room with my laptop and decided to see if Netflix had any good mountain bike videos that I could watch. Priscilla was busy doing her homework and didn’t have time to keep me entertained. I know what you’re…
TIGER on the TRAIL!!!!
A few months ago, Priscilla and I were on a night ride joined by our buddy Doc Thunda. As we were making our way back to the car, I saw a lady with her pet on the trail. Mind you it was dark. As we’re rolling up, she says out…