Category: Humor

That’s right kids, you read the title correctly. I’m reviewing water. In our wonderful sport/hobby, water seems to be something that gets tossed by the way side in exchange for performance enhancing beverages that have odd colors and flavors as well as electrolyte additives and etc. Well what you see here is just plain water.…

As I prepare to mow the lawn I’m left thinking how my adulthood revolves around poo. There was the diaper phase for a few years. Thankfully the two money-stealing-time-wasters have learned to poo in a civilized manner. By civilized I mean on the toilet while perusing their favorite magazines. The phase of infinite fecaldom I…

The other day Lady P sends me an email and here’s a little excerpt from it, “Babe you’re so awesome and handsome! You have nice calves, and great riding skills. Due to your awesomeness, I wanted to let you know that Sizzler has a coupon offer for $20 of food for $10! “ Before I…

Just in time for Father’s Day, Adam Spik talks about a Manatee, a spineless creature and manipulation/mind-control. He also encourages our readers to procreate. It’s a real good read and makes you grateful to be a dad. Great job Adam! Father’s Day is this Sunday. I know many who read this are fathers to little…

Another Adam Spik Original. This one talks about my favorite subject, FOOD! So with the recent Memorial Day holiday the weekend lent itself to the charring of flesh. Like any real man I like grilling and barbeque. Yes, there is a difference between the two. Perhaps I will give you an education on the two…

As you may have read before, we’ve asked Adam Spik to join the ranks of Global Internet Stardom of the MtnBikeRiders.com crew. But I know what you’re wondering, “Who is this fella named ADAM SPIK and why is he so good looking?” You’ll get a chance to read all about him below. I do have…

My typical weekend usually involves some sort of two wheeled action. Last Saturday was no different. So we gathered some of our riding buddies to meet us at the Best Trail in The WORLD…the Fullerton Loop. From left to right, Tony, Dial Tone, Art, Andrew and Moe. Notice how Tony and Dial Tone are looking…

Up and comer Adam Spik is the new kid on the block, or should we say trail. We’ve asked Adam to become a Staff Writer for MtnBikeRiders.com. But before we give him the keys to the Lambo and access to the executive restrooms, we’ve asked him to write us some samples. Recently at work I…

There’s an idea that I’ve been keeping in the back of my head for the last few year that I’ve been wanting to do. It’s been talked about with various people in my inner circle of riding friends, and for the most part, some of us thought it might be a good idea. Ok so…

If you were to go into my closet, you’d find Tom Cruise and more jerseys than normal street clothes. I don’t know about you, but when ever we plan a ride, I will take the time to figure out which “outfit” I’ll be wearing for the the day. I’ve always believed that half of riding…