Dear Mr. Mountain Biking Shorts Maker

To whom it may concern,

My name is RL Policar, I love wearing bibs but my husky figure makes them not look so hot on me. Is there any why you can help me out and make me look way cooler and be hot(hot as in daaang that looks good) by combining the two things I love.

Please take these shorts:

Then sew on this shell around it.

If you combine the two, I think it would be a winning combination. Plus it will eliminate any unsightly butt crack appearances in the future, that’s something everyone will thank you for it.

So if it is possible…please make these shorts for guys that love bibs but don’t really look all that great in them.

Thanks,

RL Policar
Husky Sized Rider