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Don’t laugh, howerever, my butthole hurts…

By RL Policar
August 5, 2010 1 Min Read
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Get your dirty minds out of the gutter…Let me explain. I’ve been riding my spin bike at home more lately and even though I wear cycling shorts while spinning, my butt hole gets pretty raw from all the friction. HEY! Stop GIGGLING! I’m being serious here! To provide some comfort to my pooper, I’ve used 2 products.

The first one is Okole Stuff. A little dab will do ya!

The other is Udderly Smooth.

So what I’ve been doing is taking a little dollop of one or the other and apply it on my brown eye. Yah, don’t be shy to get it all over it. Having either the Okole Stuff or Udderly smooth has helped my butt hole feel way better! I probably should have changed that title to “My butt hole used to hurt.”

Well what are you waiting for? Get some of the stuff and stop that butt hole pain today!

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6 Comments
  1. gsoroos says:
    August 6, 2010 at 7:14 am

    Udderly Smooth is great stuff. Keeps all my junk happy.

  2. dman says:
    August 10, 2010 at 8:56 am

    I came back to this site after a long absence hoping it had gotten better. Then I read this post. Later.

    PS – here’s a tip – your butthole shouldn’t be touching anything. Put the seat back on.

  3. RL says:
    August 10, 2010 at 9:01 am

    Hey Dman,

    Good to see you back visiting the site. Thanks for the suggestion, I take it that was from personal experience?

  4. Sam says:
    August 11, 2010 at 3:57 am

    Isn’t this what chamois creams are for? Shouldn’t you put that on the chamois?

  5. RL Policar says:
    August 11, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I’d rather put the stuff on my junk than on the chamois. That way I’m guaranteed that the stuff is where it needs to be.

  6. JAY says:
    February 11, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    THASNK FOR THE ADVICE AND I AM GOING TO GET ME SOME CASUE WHEN I USE PUBLIC TISSUE IT AL WASY MAKE MY BUTT HOLE RAW SO THAT WILL HELP ME THANKS

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