Ok need to vent, I HATE DOG POOP! I hate stepping on it, running it over and smelling it. I HATE IT! For the record, I’m a dog lover. In fact my dog Cowboy is the BEST DOG in THE WORLD! I just can’t stand it when I run it over on my bike.
Here’s what happened to me this past weekend. My daughter wanted to go for a ride with us, so we hit up the world Famous Fullerton Loop. As my daughter rode through the trail, she inadvertently ran over dog poop. So when I reached over to help her with the water bottle from her bike, I ended up grabbing a handful of poop!
Dramatization-This was actually cake batter. But I felt the need to emphasize the poop on my hands. You know it took a full water bottle just to wash off the poop! Stupid dog owners who don’t pick up after their dogs…
UGH! Now that I have that off my chest…err hands, I’d like to plead….or threaten dog people, “IF YOU DON’T PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG, I’M GOING TO TAKE A DUMP AND LEAVE IT ON YOUR FRONT DOOR!”
Rant over.
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Show CommentsLooks like someone just got you back for your April Fools joke, lol.
I agree, but you need to go further. Here in Colorado, horse poop is a huge problem on nearly every shared trail. Pack it out would be best, but at least push it off the trail!
I HATE YOU DOG WALKERS WHO DONT CLEAN UP YOUR DOGS SH*T
ITS DISGUSTING.
Thank god that’s cake batter… the thought made me throw up a little in my mouth
This reminds me of a trail I started calling SH*T trail (AKA Santiago Oaks)her in OC. Every time I went down this trail in the same spot I would run over this crap (<Yeah I know.).Got to be that if I saw it I had to bunny hop over it, I even hit my buddy with it once or got it on me.
I hated this so much that I stopped riding the trail. Later I had heard it was some guy doing it.
Hey RL it could have been a wild Chupacabra, what was the consistency like.