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Performance Enhancing Products…that I use.

By RL Policar
November 2, 2012 1 Min Read
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Yes it’s true, I am guilty of using Performance Enhancing Products to help me ride faster. I figured it was time that I let the whole world know the secret I’ve been hiding…

Here’s how I’ve been doing it…1 hour before my ride, I will…have a bowl of Kellogg’s FrootLoops.

Once I’m done with that bowl, I go to the kitchen and have a bowl of Corn Pops…

Then about 15 mins before I get on my bike, I down a Redbull. Why? Because it gives me wings.

When I combine all those things in my belly, it gives me the ability to ride faster and harder. What? Did you seriously think I was going to mention drugs or something like that? Pssh, no way, that stuff scares me. Now that you know my secret, try it out and see if it makes a difference in your next ride!

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2 Comments
  1. Matt says:
    November 2, 2012 at 10:48 am

    I’m not sure I would be able to get on my bike after eating all that… more power to ya tho RL!

  2. RL Policar says:
    November 2, 2012 at 10:50 am

    C’mon Matt, don’t be such a sissy! Try it, all the cool kids are doing it. You want to be cool, don’t ya?

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