If you think our sites are slow…well it is.
Our server is getting some major upgrades like Wigometers, Colonspinchtner, Dodge Ram, Softdrive and an A.S.S. doohickey. (ASS means “Awesome, Sweet, Stuff”).
Things should be back to normal while you’re sleeping tonight, but tomorrow morning, everything thing should be fast like my ninja moves.
I had two theories about the slowness:
a) the cold weather is clogging the Interpipes and
b) someone forgot to feed the hamsters. How they gonna spin those wheels without food?!?