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The Worst Dream Ever

By Big McLargehuge
March 19, 2008 2 Min Read
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RL thought I should share my dream. I woke up this morning because of a knock at my bedroom door. And I had the worst sinking feeling. I don’t always remember my dreams but being that I was in the middle of it, it was very fresh in my mind.

I had this dream that I was getting ready for a race. I registered and realized they had placed me with the wrong age group. You ever have those dreams where you are wandering and can’t get to your destination? Well I had a hard time finding the registrar but eventually found him and got it taken care of.

Then came a loooonnng wait for the race to start. I think I slept in the car while we waited? In my dream it was race day at Mt. Sac again (same race as last November). And then came the worst part. All the sudden the race was over!? And I placed 3rd, which was worse then the last race! I had no recollection of actually riding the race. No memory of any of it. It was just done and what had previously taken me 38min to ride had just taken me 90min to ride!!! What in the world?! I was so upset in my dream that I couldn’t remember any of it. I couldn’t analyze what took me so long, or what had happened out there on the trails because it was like I was never there!! Arrggghh. I felt so frustrated. I remember RL being there and me trying to ask him all these questions about the race. Although my body was in the race my mind/spirit was somewhere else. Weird.

LOL….Aye, maybe it’s time for a little break…maybe a day at the spa or something….hahaha. Am I the only one that dreams about bike riding and races?!?!?

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While these other pansies are riding mountain bikes with their matching spandex and color coordinated...so called KITS...I'm bangin' their wives at home and she just served me breakfast in bed and I washed it down with a cold beer. Enjoy your ride suckas, cuz I know I did!

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8 Comments
  1. RL Policar says:
    March 19, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I don’t dream about bikes too much. But I’ve always had dreams of fishing…you know I’m catching a huge fish…

  2. Ghost Rider says:
    March 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    In your dream, did you line up at the starting area only to realize you were in your underwear? I hate it when that happens!

    You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had a bicycling dream.

  3. Lance says:
    March 19, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Used to always have nightmares of showing up to my soccer games without my cleats. Hate that feeling of not being able to do anything about it.

  4. flynryn says:
    March 19, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I always try to have dreams about bikes but never do. If i cant sleep I use the same scenario to put me to bed, If i had an endless amount of money i would put my dream bike together down to the nipple! I try to think of every little part that i could ever want frame tires brakes etc usually i never finish. It works every time!! Try it some time!

  5. Lynchmob says:
    March 20, 2008 at 6:10 am

    That chick you used in the picture above is hot.Judging by the smile on her face I’d say she is definitely dreaming about me.

  6. RL Policar says:
    March 20, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Lynch…I’m sure all the ladies dream about you!

  7. Lynchmob says:
    March 20, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Damb right!!! Leon Phelps got nothin’ on me.

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