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What Makes You Fast?

By mark
January 21, 2011 3 Min Read
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I guess its different for everybody. Some guys train non-stop, some have crazy lite bikes, and some shave their legs. Well, I wish I had the time to train like crazy. Lite bike are super expensive. And I like having hair on my legs. So I looked to guys like Mark Wier and Adam Craig to see what makes them fast.

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Mark Weir is one fast dude! He races everything from DH to Ultra Endurance XC.

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Adam Craig is a Single Speed World Champ, and also represented the USA in The Olympics!

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This guy is Fredrick Goomers, he speaks for himself…

So what do these racers all have in common? They all rock a mean mustache! You might be thinking…how can a mustache make you fast? Well, I don’t know, so I thought I would do a little experiment and find out.

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This is Chuck, he was the offical time keeper for the test.

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Thats me rockin the Handlebar.

We headed to Bonelli, and marked out a course that was 11.8 mile long. It starts off with some fire road climbs, has some fast singletrack, and a few techy rocky descents. Right from the start I felt stong! I was powering up the climbs like nothin, and when it came to the downhills I was confident and smooth.

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I ended up finishing the course with a offical time of 58 minutes and 38 seconds. I felt so good I did another lap!

Two days later we returned to Bonelli. I ate the same food for breakfast, rode the same bike, and the test was done at the same time of the day. Only thing that was different, was I shaved off the mustache.

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This time my ride felt a little different. I didn’t feel as strong on the climbs, or as confident on the descents. When I finally finished, it was a time if 1:00:41. Thats more than 2 minutes slower! In a race that is huge! So not only do mustaches look “Chuck Norris” but they also make you faster.

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8 Comments
  1. RL says:
    January 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Wow, that is some top notch scientific research right there. I’m totally convinced and will proceed to grow some facial hair! Thanks Mark!

  2. Dan says:
    January 22, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Too funny.

  3. Dan Burdett says:
    January 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    …and maybe I should try this on the next race.

  4. VinceR says:
    January 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    That’s an awesome test! I’ve found that once I shed all but my 34 tooth chain ring and the 16 tooth cog on my rear wheel, I was able to ride faster more consistently! My legs are shaved, and my goatee is 3-1/2″ long. I may run some time trials before and after I shave my goatee… We’ll see!

  5. dial tone says:
    January 24, 2011 at 8:38 am

    Are you sure its not the jersey? The mtnbikeriders jersey might be a few ounces heavier and looser creating drag and resistance and therefore making you slower…

  6. RL says:
    January 24, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    DT is right, our jerseys weigh about 17.5lbs each!

  7. Nathan Reilly says:
    January 26, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Great writeup on the might that accompanies an awesome ‘stache!!
    Just wanted to let you know that the mustache that you are sporting in the pic above is actually a horseshoe mustache. By definition a handlebar is a moustache with particularly lengthy, often graspable, extremities. A horseshoe mustache on the other hand, is a full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down U or a horseshoe. Just a technicality…that was a nice ‘stache you had!!! Here’s a link to a pic of a handlebar I grew a while back…

    http://members.cox.net/ollllonate/CIMG0012.jpg

  8. mark says:
    January 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    Thanks for the info Nathan. Thats a mean stache you got in the pic, must of took sometime to grow that one!

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