See this beanie that Artie “The One Man DH Party” is wearing? Well you can win a brand new one! All you have to do is leave a comment below on why you need the beanie. The most clever and funny/serious entry will win! (US Only)
Good luck!
Sunday, June 28, 2026
It's just a mountain biking website
Three Reasons Why I Need a Beanie:
3. Cover up the Raiders tattoo on my forehead I got when I recently visited a jail and was fooled into going into a cell and then the detention officer forgets about me for 12 hours.
2. The magical properties of said beanie.
1. Its Chuck Norris tested and approved.
Reason I need a beanie.
To keep my head warm as I’m mountain biking down these east coast ski mountains… during ski season. Gotta keep up with those skiers!
Duhh because I live in upstate NY and it gets freakin’ cold. Chuck Norris couldn’t handle the temperatures I have to deal with.
I work outside, my head gets so cold that I want to cry. Crying on a construction site would be hazardous to my health, so I need one so that I can stay safe.
I want to wear the beanie over my face, cut eyes and mouth holes so I can rob a bike shop…
Chuck Norris once visited the arctic in nothing but a banana hammock just to see the north pole. I would need the beanie because I foolishly signed up for his next trip
Never shave your balls or pubis area to impress a girl; it’s COLD!!!
“www.mtnbikeriders.com is sooo awesome!”….nuff said. So do I win?
We randomly selected names and Husky Molina is our winner! Congrats to Husky! Love the name!