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#1 and or #2

By RL Policar
April 7, 2008 1 Min Read
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During a ride, nature will call on a few occasions and will let you know if you’ve got to pee or poo…or sometimes both!

Usually I’ll jump off my bike and run to the nearest bush and go #1. Now I’m, curious to know, would it be better to go further into the wilderness so fellow riders don’t see or hear you going potty? Or do just go a foot away from the trail and let it all flow…

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6 Comments
  1. Jon says:
    April 8, 2008 at 8:59 am

    It depends. If it is a busy trail, I would try and get away from the trail behind a bush or tree. If it is relatively remote, then I will let it go right there.

  2. RL says:
    April 8, 2008 at 11:27 am

    I’m always afraid of snakes, poison oak, bugs and lizards…that’s why I would go right next to the trail.

  3. Quinn says:
    April 8, 2008 at 11:39 am

    I agree with Jon, if im riding with guys, i just find the nearest suitable stop, if im in mixed company or on a busy trail, i will make an effort to find a proper spot.

  4. Jay says:
    April 8, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Just wear an adult diaper and you never have to stop. heh heh

  5. Quinn says:
    April 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Jay!! Shhhhhhh! that was supposed to be a Secret!! 😀

  6. RL Policar says:
    April 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    I like to leave #2 surprises right on the trail…

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