They’re saying, “Hey tubby! I bet you can’t ride me….you’re too soft and pudgy to go fast on me…” You going to let the trail talk smack on you? Psssh don’t let it bully you! Get out there this weekend and RIDE!
Category: Humor
Well its another year and it’s The Moe’s Bday. We organized a short ride with the usual suspects at the World Famous Fullerton Loop. Here’s a photo of Moe during one of our rest stops. He was explaining the finer points of taking Glamour Shots at the local mall. He said that if you place…
Before you start thinking this is another “I love ME (RL)” article, let me reassure you its not. Check out this photo. What’s the first thing you see? I would imagine it’s the Pink Tuxedo jersey right? Well that was the plan for me wearing it at the California Golden State Championships. I wanted to…
Last night was our costume! I convinced Moe to make sure he dresses up in good taste. Last year he was go-go dancer. I busted out green leisure suit. Which by the way sucks for riding because of the bell bottom pants would get caught on the chain, plus the material was hot during the…
So I’ve been wanting to come out with my own version of the ever so famous Evel Knievel Suit but in a long sleeve jersey that is ideal for mountain biking. The price would be $45 per jersey (shipped in the US only). If this is something you’re interested in, leave a comment or shoot…
Not sure if you can relate to this, but if you’re out riding you get to a certain section of the trail where you want to either get a video or photo of you coming down, jumping or doing something cool so you can use it for your next profile picture on Facebook. Ya you…
A few days ago I posted a ride that we were hosting for one of our Staffer’s Bday Ride. We called it the Blackjack ride because we planned on playing a hand of blackjack at each rest stop of the ride. The Moe was kind enough to grace us with his presence. I was so…
For the last few months I’ve been talking quite a bit about our famous tuxedo jerseys. In all honesty not everyone can or will wear this jersey. Some folks are a bit more conservative and don’t really want to attract any type of attention to themselves. Some actually think these things are hideous. But then…
If you all didn’t know, today is Hug An Angry Asian Day. To celebrate this great day, we decided to assemble post-work ride with a few Asians and a couple of Mexicans, we added Moe and Priscilla in the mix because we don’t discriminate. Here’s how our ride started… Then Moe talked about something he…
If you’ve ever seen Napoleon Dynamite, then you’re familiar with the character Uncle Rico. He’s apparently stuck in 82 and keeps reliving the glory days. What I’m discovering as I ride, I’ll meet older mountain bikers who often talk about their “Uncle Rico” days. They often discuss how they used to race this and that,…